Sunday, May 09, 2010

Just say no

A major drug epidemic is gripping the mean streets of Gotham. I’ve spotted dozens of feline junkies stumbling around on the stuff; it seems that the street name is “catnip.” These tweaking junkies are really creeping me out with their erratic behavior. Cats are strange enough under the best of circumstances – the weird head bumping, the obsessive-compulsive paw cleaning, the unprovoked biting. The last thing they need is to be under the influence of a controlled substance. I’ve got to find out who’s shoveling this junk on the streets and shut him down, before someone gets clawed.

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